my life is in the hands of the Maker of Heaven.: Christian pickup lines
Courtesy of this Facebook group.
-I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
-Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my iPod memory.
-Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you.
- How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
-I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
-I would have asked you out to dinner, but I just put all my money in the offering basket.
-You’re made in the image of God? God must be pretty hot.
-You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad.
